Hi Friends!

Hello and welcome to the new emperorcabs.com!!!

 

This is no Hack. I was the web developer/ designer for emperor cabs.

 

Also, emperortones.com, emperortone.com, emperoramps.com, emperordrums.com, emperorcases.com, and emperoramplifactation.com!!

 

I welcome you all!!

 

This is a fine replacement from the poor attempt of a business from before.

 

I am setting this up because the dumb-dumbs at Emperor Cabs has decided to start doing business again. But they decided not to pay on all their invoices. Instead ignore the people who they owe money to, in hopes it goes away…

 

Which is funny.

 

Because I own the sites. Could be bad publicity. Waiting to happen/….

 

If you want to try to buy the domains, give it a go, eh?

sellingoffemperor@gmail.com

 

Boys, Pay your fucking invoice. Answer an email. I know I am not the only one you stiffed.

 

 

183 thoughts on “Hi Friends!

  1. There are a dozen other cab companies that do the exact same quality work and actually deliver.

  2. Someone threw out the idea of analytic tracking. I had been lazy…. but as of 02.09.18 when installed there has been almost 5k visitors. Neat.

    Keep sharing this contemptible hilarity!

    Also emperor boys: all you have to do is respond to any of the many forms I tried to contact you and try to work out a deal. Or start a new dialogue: sellingoffemperor@gmail.com

    With enmity from my keyboard,
    Art 😘

    1. Hey, I’m Julio and i live in Austin Texas. 6 years ago I paid Emperor The Grand up front for a huge order of cases and Cabs. Immediately following my transaction, Emperor went awol and I have up until this time been attempting to recoup my payment. Sending countless emails and phone calls harvested no rely and results in terms of getting my refund. Every year or TWO, randomly I’d get a line through and the guys would make some promises about how my order would be refunded(or my shit sent to me asap). It took me 3 1/2 years to get a $500 check, and couple more to get the lion’s share of what was owed to me. I’m positive I’m the guy this company has fucked over the most, besides their x-partner and of course their Website guy ART.
      I AM STILL OWED MONEY FOR EMPEROR CABINETS FOR GOOD FAITH MONEY I PAID TO THEM OVER 6 YEARS AGO.
      Within the last email I only managed to recoup most of my payments because I was given their lawyers contact by their ex-partner. If I wasn’t able to connect to their legal team, there is no doubt I would still stand with a thumb up my ass as to how I would get my money back. uncannily d.i.y. hugh?
      I can’t believe these assholes would willingly, consciously fuck me, an established customer over for so long. These guys took my money, fucked me over and didn’t look back. Why they would do this? They’re dishonest thieves, and they live to fuck over the people they are involved with. No one would ever want this to happen to them from a musical instruments manufacturer. Pay me the last grand you owe me!!

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    1. Your keyboard sucks! Caps Lock seems to be stuck, you want to sort that out! But then again you don’t like paying your invoices do you.

    2. That is correct… for ‘these days’….

      But this was ‘back in the old days’… when you had to know how to code to make a website.

  4. YOUR WEBSITE SUCKS! YOUR WEBSITE SUCKS! YOUR WEBSITE SUCKS! YOUR WEBSITE SUCKS! YOUR WEBSITE SUCKS! YOUR WEBSITE SUCKS! YOUR WEBSITE SUCKS! YOUR WEBSITE SUCKS! YOUR WEBSITE SUCKS! YOUR WEBSITE SUCKS! YOUR WEBSITE SUCKS! YOUR WEBSITE SUCKS! YOUR WEBSITE SUCKS! YOUR WEBSITE SUCKS! YOUR WEBSITE SUCKS! YOUR WEBSITE SUCKS! YOUR WEBSITE SUCKS! YOUR WEBSITE SUCKS! YOUR WEBSITE SUCKS! YOUR WEBSITE SUCKS! YOUR WEBSITE SUCKS! YOUR WEBSITE SUCKS! YOUR WEBSITE SUCKS! YOUR WEBSITE SUCKS! YOUR WEBSITE SUCKS! YOUR WEBSITE SUCKS! YOUR WEBSITE SUCKS! YOUR WEBSITE SUCKS! YOUR WEBSITE SUCKS! YOUR WEBSITE SUCKS! YOUR WEBSITE SUCKS! YOUR WEBSITE SUCKS! YOUR WEBSITE SUCKS! YOUR WEBSITE SUCKS! YOUR WEBSITE SUCKS! YOUR WEBSITE SUCKS! YOUR WEBSITE SUCKS! YOUR WEBSITE SUCKS! YOUR WEBSITE SUCKS! YOUR WEBSITE SUCKS! YOUR WEBSITE SUCKS! YOUR WEBSITE SUCKS! YOUR WEBSITE SUCKS! YOUR WEBSITE SUCKS! YOUR WEBSITE SUCKS! YOUR WEBSITE SUCKS! YOUR WEBSITE SUCKS! YOUR WEBSITE SUCKS! YOUR WEBSITE SUCKS! YOUR WEBSITE SUCKS! YOUR WEBSITE SUCKS! YOUR WEBSITE SUCKS! YOUR WEBSITE SUCKS! YOUR WEBSITE SUCKS! YOUR WEBSITE SUCKS! YOUR WEBSITE SUCKS! YOUR WEBSITE SUCKS! YOUR WEBSITE SUCKS! YOUR WEBSITE SUCKS! YOUR WEBSITE SUCKS! YOUR WEBSITE SUCKS! YOUR WEBSITE SUCKS! YOUR WEBSITE SUCKS! YOUR WEBSITE SUCKS! YOUR WEBSITE SUCKS! YOUR WEBSITE SUCKS! YOUR WEBSITE SUCKS! YOUR WEBSITE SUCKS! YOUR WEBSITE SUCKS! YOUR WEBSITE SUCKS! YOUR WEBSITE SUCKS! YOUR WEBSITE SUCKS! YOUR WEBSITE SUCKS! YOUR WEBSITE SUCKS!

  5. Real bold move there payme, throw a temper tantrum and don’t even have the balls to sign your name to it? Emperor are a bunch of shitheads for not paying you but frankly if you’re gonna throw a temper tantrum every time you get a shitty client I suggest seeking a different line of work. I would NEVER hire a web designer who would do this to a client. It doesn’t matter how shitty the client was, be the bigger man. Don’t lower yourself to their level or you’re no better than them.

    1. You seem like the kind of person who would steal, fraudulently obtain goods or services and then get mad when you get arrested or sued. The webmaster of this domain owns it, Emperor does not own it. If Emperor had paid for it they would own it aand the web master couldn’t do this without opening himself up to being sued. Emperor doesn’t even have a case for defamation over the content of this site since its true. They should just pay their bills instead of being dishonest. Why are you siding with dishonest theives and fraudsters? Are you also a dishonest theif and fraudster so you feel sympathy for them?

    2. shut your mouth up child, you sound like this shitty ass cab company. ” I would NEVER hire a web designer who would do this to a client”…..go fuck yourself

    3. Did you just seriously suggest that a person looking to make money in a professional line of work not be bothered by clients that refuse to pay?

      Are you… fucking…. stupid?

    4. You’re a fucking faggot these guys fucked him over and he should let them get away with it? go fuck your self cunt

    5. How about ship me a top of the line Emperor amp and then I will not pay you for it. Then if you complain you are a shithead theowing a temper tantrum, they should just be the bigger man and give me all the cabs I want for free instead of demanding money, it’s not like they had to spend any time, pay for materials, or do any labor to manufacture and ship my cab they just snap their fingers and it appears like magic right?

  6. What if I need information about those cabs?
    You have many legal and, most of all, professional ways to get your money, asshole

    I’M NOT INTERESTED IN YOUR PRIVATE AFFAIRS, I WANT THE CABS!

    1. Use a company that has paid to have advertising on the internet then you bellend. He owns the website and can do what he wants with it.

    2. ACHTUNG! Alles touristen und non-technischen peepers!

      Das machine control is nicht fur gerfinger-poken und
      mittengrabben. Oderwise is easy schnappen der springenwerk,
      blowen fuse, und poppencorken mit spitzensparken.
      Der machine is diggen by experten only. Is nicht fur
      geverken by das dummkopfen. Das rubbernecken sightseenen
      keepen das cotten picken hands in das pockets,
      so relaxen und watchen das blinkenlights, und….

      PAYENRISCHE DER GELD!

      1. Vewy gut mein gefreundhoffe. Sie sie tings qvite cleerly now. De doombkoffs at der autocabhiren companee ist zehr shcmact gut at stiffen dee webdeverloperz. Pushen die buttenz on der Quicken machiner macht schnell silli cab machters!

  7. Hello, I just received my 32×10 emperor cab the other day, and boy I have to say, this baby is loud! I’ve heard some negative things about the guys over at emperor, but honestly you cant go wrong with this puppy. Despite the fact they are near impossible to move in and out of my apartment, they rule. I never get to use this beast because, well I live in a studio apartment, but it looks damn beautiful as an oversized nightstand. From one shredder to another, nothing but professionals over at Emperor!

    1. 32×10 emperor cab /// baby is loud //// lives in apartment.. Yeah you’re not a douchy neighbor at all.

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  9. Hey guys,

    Friendly tip on how to be professional in business: Quit blaming your current problems on a partner that left your company almost four years ago. It appears that you simply fired the one partner who maintained the administrative responsibilities of your business and now that Dad is gone, you blame every loose end on him. No one stole from you – you just steal from your own opportunity every day you don’t grow up.

    Please start responding to people, settle up with them, and move on with your business. You still have past customers that you owe cash to but as always, you attempt to get rid of the problem by simply ignoring it. It’s sad that after 4 years of being on your own you have to blame other people. The problems are obviously your own if you can’t get your shit in order after this long. Your customers don’t deserve this continued saga, and your continued excuses on why its always someone else or not your fault are unbecoming and immature.

    Thanks,
    The team of Dads, girlfriends, and business service partners who have had to carry you while you figure out how to be “businessman”

      1. You’d have to ask him

        I’m just one of the ones dragged into your petty, unsubstantial drama secondhand

  10. Faith restored in the age old art of revenge. As a musician who’s been fucked over by promoters before, I applaud furiously! Funny comments here too. [Popcorn eating intensifies]

  11. I bet the asshole who “developed” the site is the same asshole who left the company. Destroying other folks companies and rebranding as tyrant. He’s also the one that would frequently call out emp customers and openly slandered Jim Marshall when he died.

    1. Negative. I was never with the company. I had my own business doing this kind of stuff. I was their web designer/ developer. Not partner, nor anything more than a third party expecting to be paid.

      1. Hey Payme!

        Was curious what your rates are as far as site design goes. I’ve got one I need set up in the very near future and promise to fulfill my payment end of the bargain 😎

        Side note this is amazing.

        email me at tannerjelias@hotmail.com and let’s talk!

    2. Your former partner did not destroy your company – you pushed him out voluntarily and he left voluntarily because you teenage f*cks only wanted to fuck around and drink Busch Lites. You have a history of skipping out on your bills and obligations and finding a scapegoat “asshole” or “Dad” to blame your problems on publicly.

  12. What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

    1. Now you with your super duper training must have been told it is against the law to threaten to kill someone. Over internet that is a fun FBI investigation. Hope your super secret people enjoy watching you go down the drain at this point.

      As others have pointed out it is guerilla so doubt you have any idea how to wage it. Espicially if you let your websites go this way lmao.

      Good on you payme, wholeheartedly agree this is what you should do with YOUR property until you are paid to transfer it to a new owner.

      Psychotic little shit Emperor. Pay your bills if you want to own something, until you do you don’t own it. You never own it if you don’t understand it either.

  13. Emperor owes nothing. Sean can pay you with the money he stole or money he’ll get for setting his own shop on fire. Solved

    1. Sean didn’t steal shit, not is he connected to this site being up. The Emperor brats are simply claiming any administrative duty that Sean used to handle is now money he stole. If your partner leaves, and you continue to do business, you have to keep paying your bills. It wasn’t a set up, it’s just business continuing to operate. Stop being petty children and move on with your business. He walked from Emperor voluntarily and has the right to be in business for himself. Also fuck you for bringing the shop fire into this.

          1. Please let’s all remember and acknowledge that through all this and the the time that’s passed- tyrant tone has focused on improving their product and quality along with professionalism. Anyone can build a big heavy box and slap speakers in it- whereas the aforementioned, shrewd businessman recognizes that quality and artistic integrity will win out in the long-run. My guess is he’s just sad he didn’t leave sooner.

    1. It would mean you’d have to pay him.

      Seriously, don’t give me that garbage. The small business has obviously had him on the hook for months. I don’t work for free. You don’t work for free. The designer shouldn’t have to work for free. The small business made their bed; now they have to lay in it.

    2. Ummm tarnishing the reputation of a business that is ripping off independent contractors is exactly the right way to go. It’s not immature to take back your work if the business you made it for isn’t paying you. If he left the website up the business would be making money off a service they effectively stole.

    3. You do understand “tarnish” is a word used when one is lyyyyying, not when one is speaking, do you, sir? Or is English not your primary language?

  14. Joe Morgan is stealing my money too in a similar way . Beware that shady bastard it’s been two years and won’t even answer emails anymore .

  15. What’s the story with Dictator/Tyrant cabinets? I had heard no affiliation but Dictator came out right after Emperor had issues…then rebranded at Tyrant.

  16. I like your action, but “dumb-dumbs” and “fucking invoice” is poor standard and highly unprofessional.

    Revenge is a dish best served cold- and so you should use clear, pragmatic als bin emotional phrasing. It still is a business affair After all.

  17. Anyone whining about how unprofessional this is needs to remember Emperor used to call out (and threaten) non-paying customers online. This seems fair to me.

    1. They’d have to expose themselves to him a lot for the transaction to balance out. Plus in not sure if that’s legal.

  18. Your job was to design/develop for the company. Registering the domain in your name is fraud and taking down the website is theft. I don’t care how you look at it. If you were a real developer you’d know this. If you were paid at any point that – was for work you already did which means they own it. If you were never paid then it’s your fault for not getting a deposit. Grow up, kid. You have a lot to learn.

    1. Not fraud. It is a form
      of collateral in exchange of deposit. For me to legally release the domains to them they need proof of payment.

      1. Am I wrong or are you pretty much taking away any income they might be able to pay you with by blocking their means of income??…. I came to this site to have two cabs made, now I can’t…. that’d most likely be a little chip off of your fee.. just a thought.

        1. yes, you are wrong.
          Nothing has prevented you from buying your two cabs. The company with which you’re trying to do business doesn’t have a website for e-commerce.
          If they HAD paid for someone to set up a wobsite for them, we wouldn’t be having this discussion.

    2. Fucking keyboard lawyers.

      – The dev. registered the domain. The dev. OWNS the domain (unless STATED IN CONTRACT).
      – The dev. RENTS the domain to the client.

      What happens when you don’t pay rent? YOU GET KICKED THE FUCK OUT JUST LIKE THIS.

      (Disclosure: I’ve been a web dev for 17 years for massive companies to being self employed. Thems the fucking rules. Pay the fucking man/woman)

      1. 100%. I’ve done this with companies I was suspicious of too. Never posted a public message about it, but I’ve taken down sites all the time. Got no qualms about it.

        If I hand off a site to sell and it’s theirs, they pay me FIRST. But some companies like to pay in installments, in which case I host, manage, and rent out the server space and domains. Then they rent.

        I’d say I should do messages like this more. But honestly if a company gets 3 months behind with me… i can their shit.

    3. You’ve never had a website built for you, it seems. This is pretty standard operating procedure. Both parties agree on a fee, product is built, product is “delivered” after payment is received. It protects the buyer and seller, and, again, is SOP for independent web development. Take a few night courses on small business management, maybe.

      1. Not so much. If the developer develops it, even for a deposit, and never receive total payment they are still at a loss. They did the full order for partial/minimal payment. It’s why you don’t get to take an item home when you put it on layaway. Instead of trying to sound smart by putting someone down with your comments, slow down and think it all through.

        Further, it seems like a lot of assumption. However, a moment of Thought says that “invoices” likely means they had an ongoing relationship and at some point started stiffing business associates and vendors. Most functional sites have some kind of webmaster/developer either in-house (be it the owner or an employee) or conttact with someone/company.

    4. He/she did design/develop the website. and he/she never got paid. Them ignoring him/her is the reason this is up. Instead of ignoring, they could at least have the courtesy to respond to an email in regards to the money they owe.

      And fraud? What? Considering they are ignoring their debt, my guess is they told him/her to go ahead and buy the domains for them. That’s their own stupidity.

    5. Everyone pouting and whining about this hardworking man expecting to get paid need to find Christ, pay their bills, and man up.

      “Unprofessional” is the typical catchall buzzword slur used by cheap, greedy, lazy employers, that haven’t worked an honest day in 5-10 years, and used to bitch about greedy employers not paying THEM, but now that they’re in the driver’s seat, they don’t want any resistance when the rest of us expect to be paid.

    6. are you a intrawebz lawyer, or just a cheapo that can’t pay his bills? Is what you just wrote libel? I think it literally is libel, but I’m not a lawyer like you…

    1. You’re*
      Loser*
      Most*

      You might want to give 3rd grade another try, and eat a little less glue while you’re there.
      You might retain a couple more brain cells that way.

      1. WordPress is not a software it’s a php framework specifically built for Content Management. It’s garbage but works in a pinch when you don’t want to learn how to use Laravel or a better framework.

        Irony here is that my website is a Bootstrap welcome page currently.

        1. No money yet. No contact from Emperor. I have been contacted about purchase from third parties. Waiting to see seriousness.

          1. Payment sent for 1 Picture of South Park Crab People. See Emperor Cabs. It is really easy.

          2. You my friend, made my day.

            I took a screen shot of payment. Can’t upload thanks to service. Your tag, was going to be my tag.

            fuckin spot on bevin!

  19. This site is hilarious! It’s also too pretty to be used in such a manner but it’s the fault of emperor cabs.

  20. “Emperor” Cabs, my Ass, these cheap clowns trying to STIFF someone for “Services Rendered, in the “Style” of Donald Trump.
    A more “descriptive” name for this company would be; “GHETTO CABS”

    1. This is the real shit right here. There are thousands of old beat up Marshall / Laney / Peavey cabs on Craigslist for $50-$200 and loud heavy noise comes out of them just fine.

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