Hi Friends!

Hello and welcome to the new emperorcabs.com!!!

 

This is no Hack. I was the web developer/ designer for emperor cabs.

 

Also, emperortones.com, emperortone.com, emperoramps.com, emperordrums.com, emperorcases.com, and emperoramplifactation.com!!

 

I welcome you all!!

 

This is a fine replacement from the poor attempt of a business from before.

 

I am setting this up because the dumb-dumbs at Emperor Cabs has decided to start doing business again. But they decided not to pay on all their invoices. Instead ignore the people who they owe money to, in hopes it goes away…

 

Which is funny.

 

Because I own the sites. Could be bad publicity. Waiting to happen/….

 

If you want to try to buy the domains, give it a go, eh?

sellingoffemperor@gmail.com

 

Boys, Pay your fucking invoice. Answer an email. I know I am not the only one you stiffed.

 

 

135 thoughts on “Hi Friends!

  1. What if I need information about those cabs?
    You have many legal and, most of all, professional ways to get your money, asshole

    I’M NOT INTERESTED IN YOUR PRIVATE AFFAIRS, I WANT THE CABS!

  2. Hello, I just received my 32×10 emperor cab the other day, and boy I have to say, this baby is loud! I’ve heard some negative things about the guys over at emperor, but honestly you cant go wrong with this puppy. Despite the fact they are near impossible to move in and out of my apartment, they rule. I never get to use this beast because, well I live in a studio apartment, but it looks damn beautiful as an oversized nightstand. From one shredder to another, nothing but professionals over at Emperor!

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  4. Hey guys,

    Friendly tip on how to be professional in business: Quit blaming your current problems on a partner that left your company almost four years ago. It appears that you simply fired the one partner who maintained the administrative responsibilities of your business and now that Dad is gone, you blame every loose end on him. No one stole from you – you just steal from your own opportunity every day you don’t grow up.

    Please start responding to people, settle up with them, and move on with your business. You still have past customers that you owe cash to but as always, you attempt to get rid of the problem by simply ignoring it. It’s sad that after 4 years of being on your own you have to blame other people. The problems are obviously your own if you can’t get your shit in order after this long. Your customers don’t deserve this continued saga, and your continued excuses on why its always someone else or not your fault are unbecoming and immature.

    Thanks,
    The team of Dads, girlfriends, and business service partners who have had to carry you while you figure out how to be “businessman”

  5. Faith restored in the age old art of revenge. As a musician who’s been fucked over by promoters before, I applaud furiously! Funny comments here too. [Popcorn eating intensifies]

  6. I bet the asshole who “developed” the site is the same asshole who left the company. Destroying other folks companies and rebranding as tyrant. He’s also the one that would frequently call out emp customers and openly slandered Jim Marshall when he died.

    1. Negative. I was never with the company. I had my own business doing this kind of stuff. I was their web designer/ developer. Not partner, nor anything more than a third party expecting to be paid.

      1. Hey Payme!

        Was curious what your rates are as far as site design goes. I’ve got one I need set up in the very near future and promise to fulfill my payment end of the bargain 😎

        Side note this is amazing.

        email me at tannerjelias@hotmail.com and let’s talk!

    2. Your former partner did not destroy your company – you pushed him out voluntarily and he left voluntarily because you teenage f*cks only wanted to fuck around and drink Busch Lites. You have a history of skipping out on your bills and obligations and finding a scapegoat “asshole” or “Dad” to blame your problems on publicly.

  7. What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

  8. Emperor owes nothing. Sean can pay you with the money he stole or money he’ll get for setting his own shop on fire. Solved

    1. Sean didn’t steal shit, not is he connected to this site being up. The Emperor brats are simply claiming any administrative duty that Sean used to handle is now money he stole. If your partner leaves, and you continue to do business, you have to keep paying your bills. It wasn’t a set up, it’s just business continuing to operate. Stop being petty children and move on with your business. He walked from Emperor voluntarily and has the right to be in business for himself. Also fuck you for bringing the shop fire into this.

    1. It would mean you’d have to pay him.

      Seriously, don’t give me that garbage. The small business has obviously had him on the hook for months. I don’t work for free. You don’t work for free. The designer shouldn’t have to work for free. The small business made their bed; now they have to lay in it.

    2. Ummm tarnishing the reputation of a business that is ripping off independent contractors is exactly the right way to go. It’s not immature to take back your work if the business you made it for isn’t paying you. If he left the website up the business would be making money off a service they effectively stole.

    3. You do understand “tarnish” is a word used when one is lyyyyying, not when one is speaking, do you, sir? Or is English not your primary language?

  9. Joe Morgan is stealing my money too in a similar way . Beware that shady bastard it’s been two years and won’t even answer emails anymore .

  10. What’s the story with Dictator/Tyrant cabinets? I had heard no affiliation but Dictator came out right after Emperor had issues…then rebranded at Tyrant.

  11. I like your action, but “dumb-dumbs” and “fucking invoice” is poor standard and highly unprofessional.

    Revenge is a dish best served cold- and so you should use clear, pragmatic als bin emotional phrasing. It still is a business affair After all.

  12. Anyone whining about how unprofessional this is needs to remember Emperor used to call out (and threaten) non-paying customers online. This seems fair to me.

    1. They’d have to expose themselves to him a lot for the transaction to balance out. Plus in not sure if that’s legal.

  13. Your job was to design/develop for the company. Registering the domain in your name is fraud and taking down the website is theft. I don’t care how you look at it. If you were a real developer you’d know this. If you were paid at any point that – was for work you already did which means they own it. If you were never paid then it’s your fault for not getting a deposit. Grow up, kid. You have a lot to learn.

    1. Not fraud. It is a form
      of collateral in exchange of deposit. For me to legally release the domains to them they need proof of payment.

      1. Am I wrong or are you pretty much taking away any income they might be able to pay you with by blocking their means of income??…. I came to this site to have two cabs made, now I can’t…. that’d most likely be a little chip off of your fee.. just a thought.

        1. yes, you are wrong.
          Nothing has prevented you from buying your two cabs. The company with which you’re trying to do business doesn’t have a website for e-commerce.
          If they HAD paid for someone to set up a wobsite for them, we wouldn’t be having this discussion.

    2. Fucking keyboard lawyers.

      – The dev. registered the domain. The dev. OWNS the domain (unless STATED IN CONTRACT).
      – The dev. RENTS the domain to the client.

      What happens when you don’t pay rent? YOU GET KICKED THE FUCK OUT JUST LIKE THIS.

      (Disclosure: I’ve been a web dev for 17 years for massive companies to being self employed. Thems the fucking rules. Pay the fucking man/woman)

      1. 100%. I’ve done this with companies I was suspicious of too. Never posted a public message about it, but I’ve taken down sites all the time. Got no qualms about it.

        If I hand off a site to sell and it’s theirs, they pay me FIRST. But some companies like to pay in installments, in which case I host, manage, and rent out the server space and domains. Then they rent.

        I’d say I should do messages like this more. But honestly if a company gets 3 months behind with me… i can their shit.

    3. You’ve never had a website built for you, it seems. This is pretty standard operating procedure. Both parties agree on a fee, product is built, product is “delivered” after payment is received. It protects the buyer and seller, and, again, is SOP for independent web development. Take a few night courses on small business management, maybe.

      1. Not so much. If the developer develops it, even for a deposit, and never receive total payment they are still at a loss. They did the full order for partial/minimal payment. It’s why you don’t get to take an item home when you put it on layaway. Instead of trying to sound smart by putting someone down with your comments, slow down and think it all through.

        Further, it seems like a lot of assumption. However, a moment of Thought says that “invoices” likely means they had an ongoing relationship and at some point started stiffing business associates and vendors. Most functional sites have some kind of webmaster/developer either in-house (be it the owner or an employee) or conttact with someone/company.

    4. He/she did design/develop the website. and he/she never got paid. Them ignoring him/her is the reason this is up. Instead of ignoring, they could at least have the courtesy to respond to an email in regards to the money they owe.

      And fraud? What? Considering they are ignoring their debt, my guess is they told him/her to go ahead and buy the domains for them. That’s their own stupidity.

    5. Everyone pouting and whining about this hardworking man expecting to get paid need to find Christ, pay their bills, and man up.

      “Unprofessional” is the typical catchall buzzword slur used by cheap, greedy, lazy employers, that haven’t worked an honest day in 5-10 years, and used to bitch about greedy employers not paying THEM, but now that they’re in the driver’s seat, they don’t want any resistance when the rest of us expect to be paid.

    6. are you a intrawebz lawyer, or just a cheapo that can’t pay his bills? Is what you just wrote libel? I think it literally is libel, but I’m not a lawyer like you…

    1. You’re*
      Loser*
      Most*

      You might want to give 3rd grade another try, and eat a little less glue while you’re there.
      You might retain a couple more brain cells that way.

      1. WordPress is not a software it’s a php framework specifically built for Content Management. It’s garbage but works in a pinch when you don’t want to learn how to use Laravel or a better framework.

        Irony here is that my website is a Bootstrap welcome page currently.

        1. No money yet. No contact from Emperor. I have been contacted about purchase from third parties. Waiting to see seriousness.

          1. Payment sent for 1 Picture of South Park Crab People. See Emperor Cabs. It is really easy.

          2. You my friend, made my day.

            I took a screen shot of payment. Can’t upload thanks to service. Your tag, was going to be my tag.

            fuckin spot on bevin!

  14. This site is hilarious! It’s also too pretty to be used in such a manner but it’s the fault of emperor cabs.

  15. “Emperor” Cabs, my Ass, these cheap clowns trying to STIFF someone for “Services Rendered, in the “Style” of Donald Trump.
    A more “descriptive” name for this company would be; “GHETTO CABS”

    1. This is the real shit right here. There are thousands of old beat up Marshall / Laney / Peavey cabs on Craigslist for $50-$200 and loud heavy noise comes out of them just fine.

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      Please verify your response for my requirements, thank you

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